
	function loadFun(){
	
	var arrayName = new Array()
	arrayName[0]="What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft? <br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a flat minor!";
	arrayName[1]="What do you get when you drop a grand piano on an army base?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Flat Major!";
	arrayName[2]="How do you know there's a trombone player on the playground?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...he doesn't know how to swing and can't use a slide";
	arrayName[3]="What do you get when you put an augmented chord together with a diminished chord?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a demented chord";
	arrayName[4]="<i>daffinition</i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; detache:</i><br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an indication that the trombones are to play with their slides removed";
	arrayName[5]=" <i>daffinition</i>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cut time:</i><br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when everyone else is playing twice as fast as you are";
	arrayName[6]="What do you call a fish musician?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a piano tuna";
	arrayName[7]="You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish";
	arrayName[8]="Why was the piano laughing?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because someone was tickling its ivories!";
	arrayName[9]="Why was the piano player arrested?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because he got into treble";
	arrayName[10]="Did you hear about the pianist who kept banging his head against the keys?<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He was playing by ear";
    arrayName[11]="What did the trombone player say on his first day on the job?<br /><br /> Um, would you like fries with that?";	
    arrayName[12]="What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone?<br /><br />On or Off";
    arrayName[13]="What's a metronome?<br /><br />A dwarf who lives in the city.";
	
	var rand_int = 0; //need to initialize to 0 each time or will get all previous randmons
	
	var rand_int=Math.floor(Math.random()*arrayName.length);
	document.write(arrayName[rand_int]);
	}
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